The Anti Agile Manifesto

We have suffered through countless consultants and hours of meetings. Through this we discovered that Agile is simply the obfuscation of common sense – the bewitchment of the mind through language. We have learned that

epics are really just projects
stories are really just use cases
sprints are really just work
stand-ups are really just meetings
iterations are really just versions
backlogs are really just to do lists
backlog grooming is really just planning
burn-down charts are really just earned value charts
velocity is really just output
and that tasks, in fact, are really just tasks.

That is, while the concepts on the left are often presented as groundbreaking or unique, they are merely weakly defined versions of those on the right.

91 thoughts on “The Anti Agile Manifesto

    • Seems far from stupid to me. Precisely the point. Besides it is we developers that have to deliver a working product, despite whatever process is imposed on us by fanatical imbeciles that could not write a working 10-line shell script.

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